Sketchy Stuff

#82, 83

2010-04-28T18:14:00.002-04:00

This guy has more foreheads than cargo pockets...

If you open the "sex offender" app on your iphone at the park, this guy's name will most likely pop up...

#80, 81

2010-04-23T10:39:00.001-04:00

HR Steve
Sunburnt lifeguard

#79

2010-04-20T09:16:00.001-04:00

Dude. Really?!?!?!

#77, 78

2010-04-19T10:06:00.003-04:00

Funky Fro...
These two threw in the towel a long long time ago...

#75, 76

2010-04-18T19:53:00.002-04:00

Women, never satisfied...

#73, 74

2010-04-16T22:57:00.003-04:00

Get a hair cut!
The yin and yang of couples...

#70, 71, 72

2010-04-12T23:17:00.002-04:00

Heres a kid I sold a caricature to, I still have no idea if its a male or female, probly named Alex or Sam or Pat ect....
Crazy hippie stuck in the sixties, who wears jeans when its 90 degrees outside.
Really creepy gay guy with the most freckles I've ever seen on a human being. But for some reason gay guys love me so he probly left a good tip!

#69

2009-12-16T21:20:00.001-05:00

Poor guy has more hair on his face than his head...

#68

2009-12-11T15:36:00.001-05:00

My suggestion for the new line of plus-sized one thing, two thing, red thing, blue thing shirts.

#67

2009-12-10T16:45:00.001-05:00

Either Scottish or irish can't really tell... Either way he loves his beer!

#66

2009-12-09T16:47:00.001-05:00

Saw this funny looking fellow today...

#64, #65

2009-12-08T00:24:00.003-05:00

This guy is ready for the water park... I love his "patrick star" swim trunks...
Lovely trashy couple...

#62, #63

2009-11-05T22:57:00.003-05:00

Showin' off some booty...
These kids were pretty amusing in their Batman ponchos...

#60, 61

2009-11-03T20:34:00.002-05:00

Former co-worker "Sully," his presence is dearly missed....
"Perky" chick from cash control...

#58, #59

2009-10-26T16:29:00.003-04:00

Dime a dozen girl....

The always entertaining manager Alex...

#54-#57

2009-10-21T15:49:00.003-04:00

Looks like she enjoys the park as much as myself...
Fellow caricature artist Eric Goodwin, always a fun drawing subject...

A funny looking Lead at the park, always running around checking on those kids running the games...

#53

2009-10-14T14:27:00.003-04:00

The sexy retail manager who shows no emotion...
The overly energetic security guard...

#52

2009-10-09T22:52:00.002-04:00

Dubbed "The Quirk" family by Alex... Reference blog entry #6

#51

2009-10-03T17:46:00.002-04:00

Poor old unsuspecting woman...

#48, 49, 50

2009-10-02T13:22:00.002-04:00

I was amused by this skinny little kid wearing the largest possible shirt...
This girl was eye humping me one day from behind the counter at "old tyme photos."
Typical douche with hot (yet very dumb) chick...

#47

2009-09-16T21:41:00.002-04:00

Here's an interesting looking fellow, and again with the floating eye... As if he weren't funny looking enough, poor guy was a red-head... Like a young Carrot-top

#46

2009-09-15T00:37:00.002-04:00

Corey from Airbrush T-shirts... That is all

#45

2009-09-14T00:14:00.002-04:00

I did this sketch while one of my co-workers (you know who you are you handsome S.O.B.) was drawing her caricature, one of those "Draw Me Pretty" types, even though drawing her attractive in any way is straight up lie...

P.S. Her eyes were really far apart

#44

2009-09-12T22:09:00.003-04:00

Here was a nice and cheery kid-no idea what horrible things were to come.... Working in this place will surely crush his soul, leaving him an empty shell for many years to come.... Poor Kid

#43

2009-09-05T00:19:00.002-04:00

Typical hunch back girl slouching back, making her little belly seem bigger than it is, hiding behind her oversized glasses...

#42

2009-09-01T22:21:00.002-04:00

This girl looks like Cousin It walking on stilts... She always has a wide faced smile on though, which is nice to see...

#41

2009-08-29T11:00:00.002-04:00

This girl kills me, she reminds me of Napoleon dynamite's sister...

#40

2009-08-23T22:34:00.002-04:00

Truly a disgusting human being, obviously let himself go a long time ago... I actually drew a caricature of him and his wife before drawing this... Who's he trying to fool by creating a chin line with his facial hair???

#37, 38, & 39

2009-08-21T22:45:00.004-04:00

Here's a popular sight, the girl wearing a stretchy dress thing to cover her bathing suit... and buddha belly...
This couple looked like a match made in heaven... I don't think he's shaved in 30 years and she hasn't cut her hair for the same amount of time...

#36

2009-08-17T23:24:00.001-04:00

Here's a cool looking old guy who works at the park...

#35

2009-08-15T23:20:00.002-04:00

Another completely unmotivated tattoo girl.... Completely taking for granted how easy her job is for the pay she is receiving...

#34

2009-08-11T23:06:00.004-04:00

I just don't understand why/how fat tends to settle only in certain areas of the body sometimes... Looks like cottage cheese in a zip-lock bag...

#33

2009-08-11T00:26:00.003-04:00

Here's a funny looking fellow, sorta looks like a turtle with really long facial hair and tatoos... probly a biker

#32

2009-08-08T00:56:00.005-04:00

I love the dads who wear safari hats, weird sunglasses, high socks, and short athletic shorts... It's like they try and embarrass their teenaged kids as much as possible in public to get back at them... Hilarious

This is an extra drawing I came upon from earlier this year of a woman in my geography class... Chick was ginormous- about 6 foot 4 and probably 400 lbs... dwarfed the normal sized desks which she wore like a tutu made of granite and steel rods...

#31

2009-08-06T11:43:00.002-04:00

This might be my all time favorite body type, looks like a marshmallow with couple toothpicks sticking out of it.

P.S. she's holding a camera...

#30

2009-08-03T23:22:00.003-04:00

Cro Magnon looking hispanic man sporting the usual handlebar goatee... I think he was originally wearing a Yankees jersey but I refuse to put that in my note book... After all, I didn't want to draw him like a complete A** Hole...

#29

2009-08-02T23:32:00.003-04:00

A cute young couple I saw walking around the park, I love how their body types work so well together on the page... Hopefully the personalities work just as well... I can't help but wonder if he skipped out on gym class in middle school when they checked for scoliosis...

#28

2009-07-31T23:39:00.003-04:00

This was a quiet rainy day at the park until this over protective mother flipped out on her daughter for walking more than 10 feet away from her... Made everyone within shouting distance uncomfortable...

#27

2009-07-29T11:01:00.001-04:00

Here's one of our tattoo artists, she's never very "Thrilled" to be at the park...

#26

2009-07-28T23:58:00.002-04:00

Ghetto girls... They love to show off their goods no matter what shape or size. God forbid you should leave out their obnoxious hoop earrings in a caricature...

#23, 24, 25

2009-07-26T10:39:00.002-04:00

Here are a few of todays finest youth, walking around aimlessly catching flies with their dumbfounded open mouth look...

#21 & 22

2009-07-24T21:53:00.004-04:00

I'm always amazed by the infinitely different shapes the body takes as it gets older...

#19 & 20

2009-07-23T22:16:00.004-04:00

Here's a dynamic duo from park services... They are very important though, they keeps those bathrooms spick and span.

#18

2009-07-22T22:57:00.003-04:00

Here's a supervisor at the Park, nothing special going on, just some premature balding.

#17

2009-07-21T23:36:00.002-04:00

This guy had a huge head for his body... I couldn't resist.

#16

2009-07-20T22:41:00.003-04:00

This guy reminds me of a character you might see in some fantasy movie with warlocks and gremlins or something... great beard though

#15

2009-07-19T23:31:00.003-04:00

This one's a crowd pleaser, the hippie fully decked out with dreads, bandana, shaggy face, and man-purse or "satchel" (The Hangover) Anyone? Anyone? ehhh....

#13 & #14

2009-07-18T23:53:00.003-04:00

Here's a creepy old guy walking around the park, somewhat resembling Neil Young only larger in the midsection and nasty work boots...

Another shapely park employee, don't know where they keep finding these plump people... The mandatory employee getup isn't flattering on anyone to begin with...

#11 & #12

2009-07-17T00:48:00.004-04:00

Here's another two-fer since this is the first time I've been on the computer since my last posting... work, work, work.... Definitely not complaining though, for the first time this season the park has finally started to get packed everyday meaning more money...Here's some shy emo high school kid I saw while eating at "Wabbits" funny head shape to go with the glasses and one of the few skinny people working at The Park...
Not much explanation needed here...

#10

2009-07-15T23:41:00.003-04:00

Here's a peek at one of my newer drawings, hopefully the shapes and forms of the body look better than some of the first drawings I posted. I feel more confident drawing certain aspects of the body (as cartoony as they are) showing myself that all of the drawings I've done are paying off...

#8 & #9

2009-07-15T00:44:00.004-04:00

This post is a two-fer since I didn't get a chance to post one yesterday... The first is a usual sighting at the park- the mother waiting for her kids and holding all of the bags full of god knows what... Oh, and she has a fupa.

This type of guy is also very popular, looks like he goes to the gym to work nothing but his arms and chest, shaves his prematurely balding head, and obviously loves to drink beer.

#7

2009-07-13T23:47:00.003-04:00

Todays post is a frequent sighting at the park, usually women of latin descent but mostly anyone trashy looking who wears something showing far too much of their overly flabby, curvaceous bodies.... I don't understand it, but I personally don't want to show off my body when I'm packing a couple extra pounds added on let alone a couple hundred extra pounds.

#6

2009-07-12T09:08:00.003-04:00

A former caricaturist who was caught sleeping/texting on the job by some random Park manager... Great physique to draw, seeing him walk reminded me of the supposed "sasquatch" film where it turns to look back just before going behind a tree... Oh Quirk.

#5

2009-07-11T23:20:00.003-04:00

This guy wasn't exactly a spur of the moment drawing since I had already done a caricature of him and his son. Needless to say I drew him in my notebook as soon as he left the booth...

#4

2009-07-10T22:39:00.003-04:00

Might as well be the caricaturist's arch-nemesis... the trash can drummers, high school band rejects with less rhythm than me. For some reason they love to set up right next to our booth so you cannot even hear yourself think, let alone draw someone or try to make conversation...

#3

2009-07-09T20:37:00.002-04:00

This beautiful he/she works in cash control at the park, definitely need to work out her overall appearance in future sketches to truly convey her full uniqueness...

#2...

2009-07-08T23:05:00.003-04:00

This is actually the first sketch I did in my notebook... The finished product showed me that my full body drawings needed a lot of work, resulting in an entire sketchbook of about 80 different characters that will all eventually end up here..... stay tuned

Sketchy Stuff #1

2009-07-07T23:03:00.004-04:00

Ok so here it goes.... the first of many postings from my handy pocket sized moleskin sketchbook and it's a zinger- one one of my favorite Park employees to look at, every time I see him it puts a smile on my face... There will be more sketches of him to come without a doubt.